Legitimacy

I have had a really illegitimate day.
It all started when I was at the airport, killing time before my flight by getting breakfast. I asked for chocolate milk and a chocolate chip muffin. Simple, yes? The woman behind the counter was short, around 30, and scatterbrained. She made me chocolate milk out of regular milk and some chocolate syrup, and gave me a blueberry muffin. Gh. I eventually got my chocolate chip muffin, then began eating it only to discover that there were no chocolate chips inside, only out. And as I was eating it, almost all of the chips fell on the nasty fake wood of the airport table. So much for that.
Then, we got on the plane and had a pretty decent time. But as we left the Rochester airport, things started getting sketchy again. We drove past an Asian place called, I kid you not, "Yummy Cafe". 'Twas quite shady. We arrived at our hotel to find awkward fluorescent lighting, the style of a cheap motel, and a sink where the closet should be.
My dad was looking at the names of local restaurants on our GPS and found some really awkward ones. The "Raging Burrito" and the "House of Poon" are apparently area attractions.
Speaking of the GPS, I would like to comment on how annoying I find it. While we were driving to the hotel from the airport this morning, the GPS refused to acquire the satellites. So my dad and I had to rely on some rudimentary directions and guesswork to get to our destination. As soon as we got there, the GPS decided to work. Great timing, Mary. Die now.
As we were driving around later, I found myself getting super annoyed by her vowel-mangling, annoying voice. So I changed it to an Australian guy. Hopefully he will be better.
And now, as always, I would like to offer a rebuttal to Naminesfriend's last post.
Skynugget is not a random name- it is an expression of how much I love you. <3
Also, you can't move with the enemy sometimes, especially with the ones that disappear and then reappear. Lock on doesn't help at all in those instances.
You CAN use items during battle, but the menus are awkward to navigate and difficult for a beginner to memorize. D<
I believe the game is rated E for everyone, and thus should appeal to all age groups. That means even evil people like myself who hate children. So it should have been slightly less annoying.
While I agree that Simple and Clean is a pretty good song, it's not my favorite.
In conclusion, my dear Skynugget, I will argue with you until the end of the earth.
<3
~Pigeonmeister