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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Finally

Today I went to Naminesfriend's house and finished KH on her PS2. It didn't freeze (for which I am quite thankful), I kicked Ansem's ass without problems, etc. It just... wasn't as epic as it was the first time around.
After we finished that, we played Dog's Life for like 15 minutes before starting to get headaches. The camera angles on that game are really awful, especially in Smellovision (you have to play the damned game to know what that means). Then we talked about life.
Her cat is really great. His name is Buddy, and he is the softest, sweetest, most loveable cat around. I love only cat <3
I would now like to rebut (is that a word?) some of the things Naminesfriend said in her last post.
Well, second to last. When I was a child, I did have a loon obsession. But she keeps freakin' bringing it up! GAH! Consequently my favorite card in Apples to Apples is The Common Loon. (Just in case you ever play Apples to Apples with me. That card always freakin' wins.)
First off, we never ate freakin' paste. We used to think it was funny to pretend to sniff sharpies, but we never ate paste. Who the hell would eat paste?! Did you eat paste when I wasn't looking, Skynugget?!
Second of all, Lock On doesn't help when the camera angle is too skewed. It is also easily fooled by enemies that disappear, such as Search Ghosts, Darkballs, and Invisibles. But I still use it, woman! It kinda sorta helped in the dark.
As to the characters, they were the part of the game I hated most. Donald's freakin' voice (especially when he says "Oh boy!") made me just plain angry. Goofy's voice is no better, nor are any of the other Disney characters'. One voice I did appreciate, though, was Ansem's. He had just the right amount of evil in his voice to be hot without being overly horrifying.
The storyline and the inclusion of Disney characters kinda didn't make sense, but I agree that the fight system was pretty good. Except for how damn hard it is to use items and magic in battle. The only magic I ever used was Cura, because I had a shortcut for it and needed all the health I could get. That being said, Cura is the best freakin' spell ever.
In conclusion:
-Poor Alfred (he almost got raped by rosencrantz and Guildenstern)
-Riku's an ass
-Ansem's an even bigger ass, but he's kinda hot all the same
-I don't eat paste WOMAN
~Pigeonmeister

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