Final Freakin' Face

So this afternoon I played like 5 hours of Final Fantasy X, because my PS2's disc drive has decided to work again. (I didn't mention that it had crapped out on me. Whoops.)
Can I just tell you how much I hate Tidus's face?
I hate his face.
It's all scrunched up and ugly! Eulgh!

SCRUNCHY FACE

Can we get a close-up on that, Bob?

Not very close.

Throughout the whole game, he's making these ugly faces and slouching around like a teenager. I hate him. I hate his guts.

Nnts nnts. It's Technus.

And then I was in the temple at Djose, and I'd finished everything, and I couldn't figure out for the life of me how to get out of there. I had gone around the place like three times, talking to everyone, finding all the secret items... So I finally looked online for a walkthrough to figure out what the heck I was missing.
Look at this picture. What do you see?

Look closer. Look at the big red circle.

I have amazing Paint skills.

That's Yuna.
That's right. You have to go over to that tiny pixelated purple lump and wake her up to get the hell out of that place. UGH.
Then we somehow ended up at Seymour's mansion palace place, where he invites Yuna (and, grudgingly, her guardians) up to his bedroom for a ... feast. And he propositions her. And she freaking considers it.
Hoebag.
I meant Seymour, not Yuna. I sort of like Yuna, I guess. I hate Rikku though. Her voice is too shrill and there is no logical reason for her existence. And she's scared of thunder. What are you, a two year old? Woman up! You don't see Squirrelyface or Old Man or That Guy Who Surprises Everyone When He Talks complaining!
And she whines about the thunder until you take a rest. Seriously. She makes you stop your important journey to save the world just because she's scared of thunder.
In other news, I got the "Game Over" screen for the first time today. It was just a string of bad luck, but I probably could have avoided it by not trying to level up Rikku... That's another reason why I hate her. She's got like 500 HP, and that's with a 200 HP upgrade. One weak hit can kill her annoying ass. All of the other characters have nice healthy health (u see wat i did thar?) but no, annoying girly scaredy girl can't live for crap.
Oh well. At least I can play something... I'm really glad my disc drive worked, even if this is the only time it ever works again. I blew in it while it was open... I dunno if that will help. Probably not. Oh well.
I hear the sweet sound of my father entering the kitchen with Indian food. BYE (as in life!)
~Pigeonmeister