Lol, so as I said before, I got Nel back, and I switched to the second disc. Everything is going haywire, people died, and a few questions were left unanswered. By now, I needed to know. Who is Fayt? Why did his father become such a douche? Did they really do all this on purpose? and, most importantly, why did he do it? These questions baffled me, so of course, as Fayt, I left to consult with someone in the military. Cuz that makes so much sense. Haha. To be honest, I've already played waaaaay past this point before, even so far as to the last boss fight, but I wanted to start over and relive the entire experience. I already know the answers to my questions, but it is quite fun to pretend im as oblivious as a nacho cheese pigment within my couch. Which totally doesnt have nacho cheese on it, I swear. Besides,I dont even like nachos all that much. In hindsight, shouldnt it be "Nachoes" instead of "nachos"? Whatever.
As I am acting to be surprised, I go off to talk with the military commodore with the giant earring in an awkward place on his ear. He's black too. And likes to repeat everything I say. And not believe me. Huh. And I used to think he was cool... well at least he's valiant. lols. While I was on his ship, everybody was so excited to see me, said I was the future and whatnot. I had to leave to go to Moonbase after our lil chat with the commodore, involving him talking a lot and me just listening. It was just the small details, nothing too extreme. Oh, Dr. Leingod had some frodoing research, we already searched Moonbase, how could kids find some hidden research when we couldn't find jack. He still let us go, which was pretty cool of him when you think about it.
When I got to Moonbase, I couldn't help but remember what would happen. And I cringed. Because an annoying girl would show up that was in the beginning of the game and I dislike her voice. Her voice is like tiny needles diving into the back of my soul, screaming "BUT I WANT TO COME WITH YOU" and frodo frodo frodo. God, it isn't even funny anymore. At first I could laugh it off, saying things such as "Oh that Square enix, you just couldn't help yourself. Just HAD to have an annoying girl character huh?" Yknow, the Yuffie joke. Which is kinda ironic, cuz I liked Yuffie...
I'm straying from the subject again XD
After all the events of Moonbase, I finally figured out why frodo Leingod did what he did to his son, Maria, and even Sophia. However, I still dont approve of him. He clearly has bad parenting skills. I believe a social worker would have taken Fayt away had he realized what he did. Btw, does ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE That Fayt and Maria both have blue hair? Am I the only one thinking what I'm thinking here?!
Forget it. Clearly, people in this game just don't have that much sensibility. and I BARELY MAKE SENSE HALF THE TIME ANYWAY!!!!
Seriously though, back to the story!
When I got back from moonbase, all of a sudden people stared at me funny and just basically said "We're all gonna die" cuz APPARENTLY, in the short time I was gone, the Executioners just sorta took over and started annihilating world after world, starting with the Vendeeni. haha. I disliked the Vendeeni anyway, simply because they thought they could hide from the Executioners. But, the point is, nobody believed I was a secret weapon, and well, I was determined to prove them wrong. So I told Commodore Earring to take me to Styx, where more mysteries could be solved.
and... well... some shiz went down, ok?
To be continued....
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Eden of The East
Sigh. Well. I watched the second movie. And I had a huge amount of-
Oh wait. I should give more detail huh? Haha silly me, I was just so hung up and my emotions went all over the place after watching this movie. Lalala story time story time! STORY. TIME.
About a month ago, I was siting in my bed, awoken by my cat at 8:30. After feeding him, and realizing I can't go back to sleep that easily, I chose to go through some of the anime on ON DEMAND. And lo and below, I pass by a title called eden of the east.
Huh. Where have I heard this name before? I looked through my dusty filing cabinet called a brain, and finally I hit the jackpot. There was a movie at katsucon premiering with that name!!!! I still had the flier with me too. It looked so interesting but I didn't have a chance to see it. Too much goes on at cons and it can make the head spin XD but I have never been one to keep up with the mainstream. It felt exciting to me to watch a very recent anime, so immediately I chose to watch the episode. There wasabout four if the episodes on there, meaning I could a big portion of it. Lol. Man. Was I in for a series.
As the tv blazed, filled with color, and sound spewed from the speakers, I watched a modern opening with a very unusual song. The colors splashed all around, then characters appeared. The beginning of the actual show took place in Washington, dc. In america, which would explain why I would see much diversity within the first five minutes.. and no japanese people until witness a cute girl watching the white house. And suddenly, there usa cute girl main character on the scene.
And then a naked main character with a gun and a phone shows up.
And the show truly begins.
Eden of the east is an anime about a man named takizawa who meets a girl named saki. By chance, causing his and her world to intertwine forever. Takizawa has wiped his memory, remembering nothing of him being a noblesse oblige. He is a part of a game, in which (SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO JUST STARTED)contestants must use one billion yen to make japan a better place (SPOILER ENDS HERE)
this anime is unique because its rather unconventional. The girl character saki, while still somewhat dependent, tends to contemplate in a profound way that makes me think about life. She is also struggling concerning dependency, which I can relate to. While I also find how she chose to believe in her guts that believed takizawa is a good person admirable, I find it even more admirable how she does not act before thinking in many situations. She understands that there are many mysteries about him, and that what he figures out he js not revealing. She immediately chooses to figure things out herself, and I really respect that in a woman. Its smart. Her outlook on how adults view the younger generation also makes me respect her.
Now, on to the main character. Akira takizawa, the Hawt Hawt HAWT eye candy main character of the series heh. I absolutely adore takizawa because despite the mystery surrounding him, he doesn't make it a big deal. Heda pretty personable guy, happy go lucky, and calm. He makes bad jokes, smiles a lot, and... well he doesn't have anything to be embarrassed about. I mean, he frodoing first appearance was NAKED. Needless to say, he has a good sense if justice and what is right and wrong, even in a japan that is portrayed as corrupt. I like him a lot, and almost everyone can see the potential he has :)
The animation is absolutely beautiful: its a recent anime, so the style is similar many up and coming animus of the twenty first century. Shadowing it distinguished, coloring is modern, yet it has a simplistic feel. NOT a shoujo Manga style. No huge huge eyes or sparkle things, not too showy, but at the same time catches the eye. I like this style that seems to be the most popular. It makes me proud to know that kids today can appreciate the simple style. What's more respectful is that they take advantage of the technology we have today to enhance the style rather than overwhelm it eden of the east features a lot of cg involving very normal actions, like zooming across a hallway or a car driving across town. Though I personally felt there was more cg in the beginning of the series and then slowly disappeared by the end, what they used it for seemed to work well. Now saying that, I have to say how much I hate cg. I always thought it just wasn't necessary from the first time I ever saw it. Which was in avatar the last airbender. But anyway.
I just loved eden of the east. The combination of characters and stories and animation was just great chemistry. Man. The total series contain eleven episodes, along with two movies continuing from the episodes. The second movie is the true final ending. And while I want to spoil the ending, I wont ;) please enjoy this beautiful series, I highly recommend it!
Oh wait. I should give more detail huh? Haha silly me, I was just so hung up and my emotions went all over the place after watching this movie. Lalala story time story time! STORY. TIME.
About a month ago, I was siting in my bed, awoken by my cat at 8:30. After feeding him, and realizing I can't go back to sleep that easily, I chose to go through some of the anime on ON DEMAND. And lo and below, I pass by a title called eden of the east.
Huh. Where have I heard this name before? I looked through my dusty filing cabinet called a brain, and finally I hit the jackpot. There was a movie at katsucon premiering with that name!!!! I still had the flier with me too. It looked so interesting but I didn't have a chance to see it. Too much goes on at cons and it can make the head spin XD but I have never been one to keep up with the mainstream. It felt exciting to me to watch a very recent anime, so immediately I chose to watch the episode. There wasabout four if the episodes on there, meaning I could a big portion of it. Lol. Man. Was I in for a series.
As the tv blazed, filled with color, and sound spewed from the speakers, I watched a modern opening with a very unusual song. The colors splashed all around, then characters appeared. The beginning of the actual show took place in Washington, dc. In america, which would explain why I would see much diversity within the first five minutes.. and no japanese people until witness a cute girl watching the white house. And suddenly, there usa cute girl main character on the scene.
And then a naked main character with a gun and a phone shows up.
And the show truly begins.
Eden of the east is an anime about a man named takizawa who meets a girl named saki. By chance, causing his and her world to intertwine forever. Takizawa has wiped his memory, remembering nothing of him being a noblesse oblige. He is a part of a game, in which (SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO JUST STARTED)contestants must use one billion yen to make japan a better place (SPOILER ENDS HERE)
this anime is unique because its rather unconventional. The girl character saki, while still somewhat dependent, tends to contemplate in a profound way that makes me think about life. She is also struggling concerning dependency, which I can relate to. While I also find how she chose to believe in her guts that believed takizawa is a good person admirable, I find it even more admirable how she does not act before thinking in many situations. She understands that there are many mysteries about him, and that what he figures out he js not revealing. She immediately chooses to figure things out herself, and I really respect that in a woman. Its smart. Her outlook on how adults view the younger generation also makes me respect her.
Now, on to the main character. Akira takizawa, the Hawt Hawt HAWT eye candy main character of the series heh. I absolutely adore takizawa because despite the mystery surrounding him, he doesn't make it a big deal. Heda pretty personable guy, happy go lucky, and calm. He makes bad jokes, smiles a lot, and... well he doesn't have anything to be embarrassed about. I mean, he frodoing first appearance was NAKED. Needless to say, he has a good sense if justice and what is right and wrong, even in a japan that is portrayed as corrupt. I like him a lot, and almost everyone can see the potential he has :)
The animation is absolutely beautiful: its a recent anime, so the style is similar many up and coming animus of the twenty first century. Shadowing it distinguished, coloring is modern, yet it has a simplistic feel. NOT a shoujo Manga style. No huge huge eyes or sparkle things, not too showy, but at the same time catches the eye. I like this style that seems to be the most popular. It makes me proud to know that kids today can appreciate the simple style. What's more respectful is that they take advantage of the technology we have today to enhance the style rather than overwhelm it eden of the east features a lot of cg involving very normal actions, like zooming across a hallway or a car driving across town. Though I personally felt there was more cg in the beginning of the series and then slowly disappeared by the end, what they used it for seemed to work well. Now saying that, I have to say how much I hate cg. I always thought it just wasn't necessary from the first time I ever saw it. Which was in avatar the last airbender. But anyway.
I just loved eden of the east. The combination of characters and stories and animation was just great chemistry. Man. The total series contain eleven episodes, along with two movies continuing from the episodes. The second movie is the true final ending. And while I want to spoil the ending, I wont ;) please enjoy this beautiful series, I highly recommend it!
Star Ocean: NEL IS IN MY PARTY YES
It's a party in here yo. Alright, so I have gotten to the second disc of the game, and I derped up XD ill explain, but first I gotta tell you what is going on without entirely spoiling the story.
For the most part of disc 1 there is a certain underdeveloped planet you'll be spending most of your time in. Because of this, you are not allowed to mention how far more advanced you are technologically. Because of this, and no real communications to your technological world, you get to start to feel as though you really are a part of the world. I personally loved Nel zelpher who was basically the first real leading female characters in the game. Sophia in the beginning is basically a kidnapped love interest, go frodoing figure, and Fayt's mother isn't so important until about the second disc. Nel is independent, strong, confident, intelligent, and takes surprises with a calm stride. She is also beautiful, but what makes me love her the most is probably the fact that she prefers her job over men. In fact, I don't even think she cares about these guys XD lol
anyhow, by the end of disc two, a final showdown in this underdeveloped planet went on between this world and a certain entity I am not allowed to disclose without flashing a spoiler alert :p
after this, I excitedly put in disc two, to find that I had to leave the planet. And I was like, ok. Cool. I liked the place, but I guess im ready to move on.
and then I remembered.
Nel.
Nel.
I WAS GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE NEL!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, I sobbed, and after awhile I got over the fact that I would just have to deal with having only muscle head hotly, main character, and girl who is small and gun savvy. Sigh. Ok. I was over it then. I was on a ship, it was all futuristic and Hawt,I was all excited to be on this new adventure. But suddenly, im whisked back to the underdeveloped planet.
Here's where I was all derpy and failed XD
before I went back to the underdeveloped planet, I was given the option to move around, save my game, yknow. Normal stuff. Which was rather great, because I needed some items and healing. And as I mentioned, I had two characters left at my side, which is also fine because im only allowed three characters in battle. Normally, I would use maria from the three, but this time I chose to just leave it with Fayt, who was automatically assigned the leader. So I didn't bother going to the menu to do anything. So I went back to the planet, turns out we were tricked, and we have to fight a mini boss fight. I was all like, lols no problem, I still got three level 32 chars.
And then I got to the fight.
And only Fayt was in my party.
..........
To be continued....
Ps. The moral of this story is to always save your game, and to check your menu and party members CAREFULLY.
For the most part of disc 1 there is a certain underdeveloped planet you'll be spending most of your time in. Because of this, you are not allowed to mention how far more advanced you are technologically. Because of this, and no real communications to your technological world, you get to start to feel as though you really are a part of the world. I personally loved Nel zelpher who was basically the first real leading female characters in the game. Sophia in the beginning is basically a kidnapped love interest, go frodoing figure, and Fayt's mother isn't so important until about the second disc. Nel is independent, strong, confident, intelligent, and takes surprises with a calm stride. She is also beautiful, but what makes me love her the most is probably the fact that she prefers her job over men. In fact, I don't even think she cares about these guys XD lol
anyhow, by the end of disc two, a final showdown in this underdeveloped planet went on between this world and a certain entity I am not allowed to disclose without flashing a spoiler alert :p
after this, I excitedly put in disc two, to find that I had to leave the planet. And I was like, ok. Cool. I liked the place, but I guess im ready to move on.
and then I remembered.
Nel.
Nel.
I WAS GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE NEL!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, I sobbed, and after awhile I got over the fact that I would just have to deal with having only muscle head hotly, main character, and girl who is small and gun savvy. Sigh. Ok. I was over it then. I was on a ship, it was all futuristic and Hawt,I was all excited to be on this new adventure. But suddenly, im whisked back to the underdeveloped planet.
Here's where I was all derpy and failed XD
before I went back to the underdeveloped planet, I was given the option to move around, save my game, yknow. Normal stuff. Which was rather great, because I needed some items and healing. And as I mentioned, I had two characters left at my side, which is also fine because im only allowed three characters in battle. Normally, I would use maria from the three, but this time I chose to just leave it with Fayt, who was automatically assigned the leader. So I didn't bother going to the menu to do anything. So I went back to the planet, turns out we were tricked, and we have to fight a mini boss fight. I was all like, lols no problem, I still got three level 32 chars.
And then I got to the fight.
And only Fayt was in my party.
..........
To be continued....
Ps. The moral of this story is to always save your game, and to check your menu and party members CAREFULLY.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
STAR OCEAN: TILL THE END OR CLOSE TO MINIMAL AMOUNT OF MP
So, I promise to make an X-men Legends continuation blog post sometime in the future, however, I have been playing this really good game that I seriously gotta talk about. Gather round kiddies, this tale will be sure to wet your whistle for awhile XD
Around the beginning of my senior year, I realize that I will be moving away by the end of the year and starting a new life in college. Granted, Ill be bringing my PS2 with me, an as a gamer my feelings for my games will never change, and will influence my life for the rest of my time at college, and forever for that matter. For example, every time I make a new friend and spend time with them, I think to myself "... social rank level increase!" and when I was visiting my college, I couldn't help but think of it like a mini Aquaria. And then, whenever I'm feeling down I just think of Kingdom Hearts, and what would Sora do? All of these are references to different games, each one I have been obsessed with in some point in time. So I decided, in honor of these games, I must finish all of them by the time I go to college. I won't have as much time for games when I get to my classes and homework, so I should at least respect them enough to finish them.
It has been a long year, much has happened, but slowly and enjoyingly enough, I was able to finish game after game. First it was Final Fantasy X, a tear-jerking ending to be sure (ignore all that eagle has said), next my loving boyfriend bought me Xenosaga episode III of the three game saga, and I finished that as well. The ending left me feeling funny, because it was meant to be six games but they had to pack it all into one final game, and it just felt complete but not complete at the same time. oh, KOS-MOS, I'll always love you!!! And of course, my beloved La Pucelle Tactics, also bought by my boyfriend, was a satisfying ending that made me flail about in a most unconventional way. Each game, I shall honor it with a post as well, but give me time kids. For now, settle on the last game I have not finished yet, but am in the process of finishing.
Star Ocean: Till The End of Time, is an older game by Square enix that takes place in the future. It's about a boy named Fayt who must rescue his parents and childhood friend Sophia from the Vendeeni who kidnapped them. However, as he travels between worlds, things get in the way, and some people know more about him than he may know about himself. For this game series, Square chose to take an anime style approach, thus making the graphics somewhat bulky and odd. However, for the time it was made, they are decent enough. Music is ok, battle system is decent enough, but I gotta say. The environmental graphics are rather amazing. It is so creative how much detail they put into describing each world, especially the third world you visit in which a war is raging on between two countries. There's religions, humanoid species, history behind every land, and locations of each world. We have deep character descriptions, and it stays true to an rpg. The way you talk to some characters in certain points in the game will decide how much of each character's ending you get to see by the end of the game. It also decides who will join your party in a later point in the game. This is two discs, the storyline being so complex they kinda had to have two discs. Saying that, I have to complain a bit about the battle system. It is somewhat of a fast battle system, in which you use circle or X as your fighting buttons. There is a menu in which you can use magic, called symbology in this case, and you have hp and mp. or is it sp? well, you get the jist of it. Now, you're allowed to choose which character you want to play as, but the rest are automatic. I am perfectly fine with that. However, you can choose their battle style, making strategy a part of the game. Except, there is no choice to conserve mp!!! so in the middle of a fight I got Maria just shooting out mp like there's no tomorrow, but when it hits that yellow color of halfway to a quarter mp left, she runs off the screen and hides!!!! so I'm forced to use some time to give her a blackberry, which restores mp, on her!! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT GETS AFTER DOING IT THREE TIMES WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF A FIGHT????
Actually, other than that, I have no other complaints about this game. but the halfway point dramatic turn in the storyline was pretty bogus. I guess it was supposed to make us look at ourself, but in my case i felt as though they were running out of material and had to go with the most obvious but never truly spoken thing of all. Fayt is like a whiny lil brother, but I adore him cuz he always complains and thinks he knows everything when he knows nothing :D Nel is my favorite, forevermore, no matter what. She is what I want to be when I grow up.
An, that's it for now. Thanks ladies and germs for listening in on my flail whale tale!!!!!
Around the beginning of my senior year, I realize that I will be moving away by the end of the year and starting a new life in college. Granted, Ill be bringing my PS2 with me, an as a gamer my feelings for my games will never change, and will influence my life for the rest of my time at college, and forever for that matter. For example, every time I make a new friend and spend time with them, I think to myself "... social rank level increase!" and when I was visiting my college, I couldn't help but think of it like a mini Aquaria. And then, whenever I'm feeling down I just think of Kingdom Hearts, and what would Sora do? All of these are references to different games, each one I have been obsessed with in some point in time. So I decided, in honor of these games, I must finish all of them by the time I go to college. I won't have as much time for games when I get to my classes and homework, so I should at least respect them enough to finish them.
It has been a long year, much has happened, but slowly and enjoyingly enough, I was able to finish game after game. First it was Final Fantasy X, a tear-jerking ending to be sure (ignore all that eagle has said), next my loving boyfriend bought me Xenosaga episode III of the three game saga, and I finished that as well. The ending left me feeling funny, because it was meant to be six games but they had to pack it all into one final game, and it just felt complete but not complete at the same time. oh, KOS-MOS, I'll always love you!!! And of course, my beloved La Pucelle Tactics, also bought by my boyfriend, was a satisfying ending that made me flail about in a most unconventional way. Each game, I shall honor it with a post as well, but give me time kids. For now, settle on the last game I have not finished yet, but am in the process of finishing.
Star Ocean: Till The End of Time, is an older game by Square enix that takes place in the future. It's about a boy named Fayt who must rescue his parents and childhood friend Sophia from the Vendeeni who kidnapped them. However, as he travels between worlds, things get in the way, and some people know more about him than he may know about himself. For this game series, Square chose to take an anime style approach, thus making the graphics somewhat bulky and odd. However, for the time it was made, they are decent enough. Music is ok, battle system is decent enough, but I gotta say. The environmental graphics are rather amazing. It is so creative how much detail they put into describing each world, especially the third world you visit in which a war is raging on between two countries. There's religions, humanoid species, history behind every land, and locations of each world. We have deep character descriptions, and it stays true to an rpg. The way you talk to some characters in certain points in the game will decide how much of each character's ending you get to see by the end of the game. It also decides who will join your party in a later point in the game. This is two discs, the storyline being so complex they kinda had to have two discs. Saying that, I have to complain a bit about the battle system. It is somewhat of a fast battle system, in which you use circle or X as your fighting buttons. There is a menu in which you can use magic, called symbology in this case, and you have hp and mp. or is it sp? well, you get the jist of it. Now, you're allowed to choose which character you want to play as, but the rest are automatic. I am perfectly fine with that. However, you can choose their battle style, making strategy a part of the game. Except, there is no choice to conserve mp!!! so in the middle of a fight I got Maria just shooting out mp like there's no tomorrow, but when it hits that yellow color of halfway to a quarter mp left, she runs off the screen and hides!!!! so I'm forced to use some time to give her a blackberry, which restores mp, on her!! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT GETS AFTER DOING IT THREE TIMES WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF A FIGHT????
Actually, other than that, I have no other complaints about this game. but the halfway point dramatic turn in the storyline was pretty bogus. I guess it was supposed to make us look at ourself, but in my case i felt as though they were running out of material and had to go with the most obvious but never truly spoken thing of all. Fayt is like a whiny lil brother, but I adore him cuz he always complains and thinks he knows everything when he knows nothing :D Nel is my favorite, forevermore, no matter what. She is what I want to be when I grow up.
An, that's it for now. Thanks ladies and germs for listening in on my flail whale tale!!!!!
Sunday, July 10, 2011
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF BEANS
Hello kids, I believe I haven't written a post in quite some time, but not to worry! This is a juicy one, as so much has gone on in my absence of this blog. For now, I will help you all out with a review on Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, for the ps2 for six bucks that my glorious eagle in the sky bought and let me play with her yesterday.
Now, when i first got the text from eagle that I would be coming over, she had already been playing the game, and from what I heard from her, "They all look really weird, the voice acting sucks, and everyone is obsessed with beans!!!" crazy, right? Well, as I have been one to go against that silly eagly who prefers logic over the greatness that is illogic, I had to play this game for myself in order to prove her wrong. Because doing that is fun :D
But, unfortunately, I was unable to do that.
Because, for once in her life, eagle was right.
I know, craaaaaaaaaaazy, right?
Sigh.
Siiigh.
SIGH.
This game was made in 2002, and as the title says, its about harry potter and the chamber of secrets. I have never been one partial to the books, they gave me a headache when i was younger and that just imprinted upon my memory. However, I did sit through the movie, and Eagle has told me a great deal about the books. As with games based on books or movies or both in this case, one would assume that the storyline would be roughly the same as said movie or book or both.
hahaha.
hahahahahaha.
UGH.
This game, as CRAZY as it is, went so far off the plotline that even I knew it was wrong. AND I NEVER READ THE BOOKS. Eagle told me before I came over and played myself she had to, as harry, fight the Weasley's washing machine. She was so offended by this, and i asked her "Oh my flavored eagle, why do you rage so?" and she replied "Because, young and fruitful mother, this was NEVER IN THE BOOKS. THIS DID NOT TRULY HAPPEN." and I thought "Oh dear."
But wait. It gets worse.
Apparently, the currency in this game is beans, ever flavored beans made from a guy who's name starts with a B, but I dont remember what his name was.
hold on, i'm looking for it online right now.
LOADING....
LOADING....
BERTIE BOTTS THATS WHAT IT'S CALLED!!!!
Hey, did I forget to mention how long it takes for each area to load? it's like a full two minutes, no music, and a still picture of hogwarts. It got really annoying when me and Eagle couldn't pass this one section of the game and had to restart the challenge over and over an over again. Plus, the challenged involved us mastering a certain spell expelliarmus that has been noted in the movie to be a disarming charm. However, in the movie its basically used to just reflect a spell back at an opponent. Eagle old me this was extremely wrong, and huffed and puffed and blew the house down!!! After all this crazy madness of wrongitude, an making harry potter fall off the edge of hogwarts (In which i felt deep pleasure from doing >:3), we turned off the game and played portal 2, in which I made eagle get angry in so many ways as well :D
Other things that should be mentioned about harry potter video game is that there is no cultural diversity in the game. Everybody is white. Well... there's this one kid where we can't tell if he's white or not, because the frodoing camera angles just can't give us a break. Oh yeah. camera angles. They suck!!! We get limited amount of control over them, each time we try to change them they go back to where they first were originally. it makes it rather difficult to be sneaky if we cant even see the target area we are supposed to go to!!! also, one highlight of the game I foun was how we have to be sneaky when we go out at night, because harry potter does all his mischevious things at night which totally breaks curfew. Even when he's trying to help his friends out, he never asks for help. How incredibly brave he is :D
That's all for now, this is naminesfriend, telling everyone to play a good THE GAME every once in awhile, and to go to bed earlier!
Now, when i first got the text from eagle that I would be coming over, she had already been playing the game, and from what I heard from her, "They all look really weird, the voice acting sucks, and everyone is obsessed with beans!!!" crazy, right? Well, as I have been one to go against that silly eagly who prefers logic over the greatness that is illogic, I had to play this game for myself in order to prove her wrong. Because doing that is fun :D
But, unfortunately, I was unable to do that.
Because, for once in her life, eagle was right.
I know, craaaaaaaaaaazy, right?
Sigh.
Siiigh.
SIGH.
This game was made in 2002, and as the title says, its about harry potter and the chamber of secrets. I have never been one partial to the books, they gave me a headache when i was younger and that just imprinted upon my memory. However, I did sit through the movie, and Eagle has told me a great deal about the books. As with games based on books or movies or both in this case, one would assume that the storyline would be roughly the same as said movie or book or both.
hahaha.
hahahahahaha.
UGH.
This game, as CRAZY as it is, went so far off the plotline that even I knew it was wrong. AND I NEVER READ THE BOOKS. Eagle told me before I came over and played myself she had to, as harry, fight the Weasley's washing machine. She was so offended by this, and i asked her "Oh my flavored eagle, why do you rage so?" and she replied "Because, young and fruitful mother, this was NEVER IN THE BOOKS. THIS DID NOT TRULY HAPPEN." and I thought "Oh dear."
But wait. It gets worse.
Apparently, the currency in this game is beans, ever flavored beans made from a guy who's name starts with a B, but I dont remember what his name was.
hold on, i'm looking for it online right now.
LOADING....
LOADING....
BERTIE BOTTS THATS WHAT IT'S CALLED!!!!
Hey, did I forget to mention how long it takes for each area to load? it's like a full two minutes, no music, and a still picture of hogwarts. It got really annoying when me and Eagle couldn't pass this one section of the game and had to restart the challenge over and over an over again. Plus, the challenged involved us mastering a certain spell expelliarmus that has been noted in the movie to be a disarming charm. However, in the movie its basically used to just reflect a spell back at an opponent. Eagle old me this was extremely wrong, and huffed and puffed and blew the house down!!! After all this crazy madness of wrongitude, an making harry potter fall off the edge of hogwarts (In which i felt deep pleasure from doing >:3), we turned off the game and played portal 2, in which I made eagle get angry in so many ways as well :D
Other things that should be mentioned about harry potter video game is that there is no cultural diversity in the game. Everybody is white. Well... there's this one kid where we can't tell if he's white or not, because the frodoing camera angles just can't give us a break. Oh yeah. camera angles. They suck!!! We get limited amount of control over them, each time we try to change them they go back to where they first were originally. it makes it rather difficult to be sneaky if we cant even see the target area we are supposed to go to!!! also, one highlight of the game I foun was how we have to be sneaky when we go out at night, because harry potter does all his mischevious things at night which totally breaks curfew. Even when he's trying to help his friends out, he never asks for help. How incredibly brave he is :D
That's all for now, this is naminesfriend, telling everyone to play a good THE GAME every once in awhile, and to go to bed earlier!
Monday, February 14, 2011
Bug's Freakin' Life
So I was at a car dealership getting my car maintained and I was really intensely bored. So I played Bug's Life on my GBC.
After reading about that four jumps makes a a higher jump thing, I figured I'd try it out on that infernal mushroom that had been blocking my path. I want y'all to know that I died several times while trying to get up there. That freakin' bee just kept coming back after me! FINALLY by a stroke of luck I made it on top of the mushroom. There was nothing on the other side, so I figured a leap of faith was in order. I jumped down and straight into a pit of water. Really, guys? Really?
So I tried it again. I managed once again to get on top of the stupid mushroom, and I tried to make a leap of faith farther than I previously had. Oh yeah. I jumped right into an enemy. I tried to throw a nut at it but it didn't freakin' work! So I died again. I tried again. I died again. This kept happening until all of my lives were gone. I stared at that freakin' dead ant screen and just turned the damn thing off.
I ended up playing Zombie Farm on my iPod Touch. Now that there is a fun game. You get to grow zombies and attack various locales. You can also grow crops that you can sell for money. As you level, you unlock fun extra things like new zombies, new places to attack, and things that make life easier (like a Speed Monolith, which lets you farm faster).
One of the things I really enjoy about Zombie Farm is the names it gives your zombies. It doesn't let you name them, but gives them weird names like Bruno, Ick, Dirt, and Agatha. Exciting!
It's a game I only really play when I'm on travel or something, because it takes a lot of time to harvest, plow, and reseed a whole farm. Luckily, the game has some crops that don't wither, which enables me to let it sit for a week or a month and still have something to do when I return to the game.
I wish the ant in Bug's Life would become a zombie when it died. That might make the game more interesting.
Random picture of the day (from Purple Slinky):
~Pigeonmeister
After reading about that four jumps makes a a higher jump thing, I figured I'd try it out on that infernal mushroom that had been blocking my path. I want y'all to know that I died several times while trying to get up there. That freakin' bee just kept coming back after me! FINALLY by a stroke of luck I made it on top of the mushroom. There was nothing on the other side, so I figured a leap of faith was in order. I jumped down and straight into a pit of water. Really, guys? Really?
So I tried it again. I managed once again to get on top of the stupid mushroom, and I tried to make a leap of faith farther than I previously had. Oh yeah. I jumped right into an enemy. I tried to throw a nut at it but it didn't freakin' work! So I died again. I tried again. I died again. This kept happening until all of my lives were gone. I stared at that freakin' dead ant screen and just turned the damn thing off.
I ended up playing Zombie Farm on my iPod Touch. Now that there is a fun game. You get to grow zombies and attack various locales. You can also grow crops that you can sell for money. As you level, you unlock fun extra things like new zombies, new places to attack, and things that make life easier (like a Speed Monolith, which lets you farm faster).
One of the things I really enjoy about Zombie Farm is the names it gives your zombies. It doesn't let you name them, but gives them weird names like Bruno, Ick, Dirt, and Agatha. Exciting!
It's a game I only really play when I'm on travel or something, because it takes a lot of time to harvest, plow, and reseed a whole farm. Luckily, the game has some crops that don't wither, which enables me to let it sit for a week or a month and still have something to do when I return to the game.
I wish the ant in Bug's Life would become a zombie when it died. That might make the game more interesting.
Random picture of the day (from Purple Slinky):
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| Kanji would love this bathroom. It would make him feel macho. |
Friday, February 11, 2011
SCOTT PILGRIM
So, I'm on the newspaper at my high school, and all of a sudden my teacher tells me I need to write a review on Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, the movie. Now, I had JUST watched the movie, and was slightly peeved since I read the entire comic series first. But, I couldn't bash the movie, because as a movie on its own it was alright, plus who wants a bad review of a movie in the school newspaper? Basically, I had a censored article, which still managed to rock hard btw, and now I must have an article that is UNCENSORED.
Here it is. The UNCENSORED version of my Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World The Movie review.
Not so recently, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World came on DVD for viewers to enjoy. It's a crazy world in Toronto filled with color and action lines in the background. Not to mention evil ex-boyfriends blowing up and producing coins. How cool is that? Well, as someone who read the comic before watching the movie, I must say how disappointed I was it did not follow the comic series like I thought it would.
Here's a summary!
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is about a seriously fail and epic win main character named, wait! You guessed it, SCOTT PILGRIM! hahaha. I mean, seriously folks, what were you expecting the main character's name was? Billy Jean?
Oh geez. I'm off subject XD
Meet Scott Pilgrim, played by Michael Cera. He's a 22 year old jobless guy who plays bass in his band "Sex Bo-bomb". He can't stand his hair being shaggy, has a gay roomate that owns everything in the apartment (Including Scott), and he would rather not discuss he break-up issues. Scott's life is going pretty good when he suddenly meets the girl of his dreams, literally, in his dreams. Now Meet Ramona Flowers, played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead, subspace extraordinaire. She's a delivery girl for Amazon, and sometimes during her deliveries she takes a short cut in subspace, which sometimes includes passing through Scott's dreams. Oh. Are you asking what subspace is? I'm sorry, nobody explains it in this movie. Anyway, Ramona has a few qualities of her one, much like Scott has his own distinguished ways. She changes her hair every week or so, has a subspace bag with a hammer among other things in it, and also has seven evil ex-boyfriends. Seven of whom Scott must defeat in order to be with Ramona. Oh. Well. At least Scott just so happens as to have epic fighting skills, and hey. It's all for the girl he loves(Or in Scott's case, the girl he is in "Lesbians" with XD.
The movie has a cartoon and game atmosphere all in one. It's really great. Noises have words come out in the air, like when the doorbell rings off screen you see the white letters "Ding Dong!" fade in and out on the side of the screen. It's really great. Wow, I just said "It's really great" in a paragraph twice XD Anyhow, this movie has a little something for everyone, which is why it makes it such a great Valentine's movie. It has hawt ninja action fights for the guys, hearts all around when people kiss for the girls, and +5 Balls for Scott. The movie is something people of all ages can enjoy, except maybe babies and grandparents or something. Though, it all really depends on the baby or grandparent I guess. Whoo. Even though this is seriously one hawt action, the purpose of the entire story is love, so it's the perfect movie for couples to laugh at and love at the same time. So happy relationships of all ages can laugh and root for Scott as he fails at life and learns a little something about love at the same time.
Now. How could a movie possibly accomplish all of this? Well, to be perfectly honest, it accomplishes little in comparison to the original comic series "Scott Pilgrim" which did all of what the movie did but even more. I was so sad when I saw the movie because it just mixed everything all up.
Please. Wait to comment till I finish this ladies and germs. As a movie on its own, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is really good. The characters are extremely nonchalant, even when their world is so exciting, and yet they still manage to have personality and character development. You really begin to understand and relate and like the characters. I personally like Ramona in the film because she seems pretty smiley until yknow Gideon comes back and she becomes a total groupie. mrmrmr. Oh. and may I mention in the comics though, I preferred Kim, cuz she was just that cool.
aaagh. I'm getting off topic again XD
While the movie had such an amazing story and characters, all of that came from the original comic series by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Not just that, but the comic series was much longer and had even more story that explained just a little more than the movie. We at least know what subspace is in the comic. Now, I understand that a movie can't possibly get 6 volumes all in 2 hours. But they freakin disappointed me. Not just because it wasn't exactly the comic series, but because they set me up for the disappointment. The first like twenty minutes of the movie was exactly like the comic series. I was so excited because the dialogue was even the same, and I was in awe to see it all come to life like that. And then, suddenly after the first evil ex was defeated, they completely went off base. It was like "Yknow, I didn't realize until like a few hours of shooting that we AREN'T gonna be able to do it just like the comics. So we'll just smoosh it all together in an odd way." What were you thinking Edgar Wright? Can I just say that I didn't even LIKE Hot Fuzz??? And I NEVER Want to watch Shaun of The Dead. So Take THAT Edgar Wright!
Getting back to the plot. After seeing how the sequence of things were a bit odd with the second evil ex, I realized it was unreasonable to think they could do the comic series in one go. So I let it go, and enjoyed the movie as it was. I really liked how they used the original comic strips when explaining how Ramona met some of her evil exes. That was really clever and it made me smile. I thought "Oh, yknow, this movie is pretty good. I'm not angry at the director anymore."
AND THEN ENVY SHOWED UP. AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, GIDEON SHOWED UP. AND I WAS ANGRY ALL OVER AGAIN. GAAAAAAAAAAH.
Envy Adams was a really important character, especially when it came to Scott and his relationship with Ramona as well. They barely spent any time with her at all, and didn't make her as intimidating as I imagined. In fact, I thought she was kinda like a dominatrix stalker. Not to mention the fact that they didn't even INTRODUCE the drummer in her band and the whole situation there. I was so looking forward to that!!! and, Immediately after Scott defeats Todd, Envy is dropped COMPLETELY. I was like, Frodo what???? WHAT????
Oh I was so angry. But ohhhhh hohoho no, wait. They couldn't just throw Envy, a seriously important character, out on the curb. They had to mess Gideon's sequence up too. That was just wrong. Gideon was the last evil ex, so his part should have been worked on the most to being accurate. Not only did they mess up the story by having Ramona go back to him, which DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS, but it didn't even include the psychological affects that Gideon had on Scott. Heck, they didn't even include all the back story for Scott's exes!!! Gaaaaah! NOT ONLY THAT. They completely rewrote the ending fight so Knives Chau could finally get her lil part in the story in. They made her even more important than she really was! oh geez!!! Wait, I was focusing on Gideon. . . Yeah! They tried to portray him as a seriously evil messed up dude, which he totally was, but they forgot to mention that emotionally he also needed Ramona and it was an obsession. This was noted when he was surprised, in the BOOKS, that Ramona wasn't with Scott. He didn't know where she was, and that really kinda threw him off balance. That transitioned to Scott relating to Gideon. But that wasn't even included in the movie!!! oh. AND KIM'S IMPORTANCE WAS TOTALLY OVERLOOKED AS WELL! wfb hhubdfjbneds
Sigh. But all in all, the special effects were amazing, some of the character development was really good, most of the dialogue and fights were hawt, and also the cast was actually fantastic. I didn't imagine Kim to be quite like that, but picking Michael Cera as Scott was pure genius. That, and Mary Elizabeth was perfect for Ramona, it was like she was made to play that part. Needless to say, if you haven't read the comic series, I recommend watching the movie and thinking it's the greatest thing in the universe.
But after watching that movie, my final order for you is to read the comics so they can BLOW YOUR FREAKIN MIND BUDDY.
*Warning!* Reading Scott Pilgrim may cause the following symptom to appear gradually, and stay permanently:
Lame comebacks very similar to Scott's.
XD
Here it is. The UNCENSORED version of my Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World The Movie review.
Not so recently, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World came on DVD for viewers to enjoy. It's a crazy world in Toronto filled with color and action lines in the background. Not to mention evil ex-boyfriends blowing up and producing coins. How cool is that? Well, as someone who read the comic before watching the movie, I must say how disappointed I was it did not follow the comic series like I thought it would.
Here's a summary!
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is about a seriously fail and epic win main character named, wait! You guessed it, SCOTT PILGRIM! hahaha. I mean, seriously folks, what were you expecting the main character's name was? Billy Jean?
Oh geez. I'm off subject XD
Meet Scott Pilgrim, played by Michael Cera. He's a 22 year old jobless guy who plays bass in his band "Sex Bo-bomb". He can't stand his hair being shaggy, has a gay roomate that owns everything in the apartment (Including Scott), and he would rather not discuss he break-up issues. Scott's life is going pretty good when he suddenly meets the girl of his dreams, literally, in his dreams. Now Meet Ramona Flowers, played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead, subspace extraordinaire. She's a delivery girl for Amazon, and sometimes during her deliveries she takes a short cut in subspace, which sometimes includes passing through Scott's dreams. Oh. Are you asking what subspace is? I'm sorry, nobody explains it in this movie. Anyway, Ramona has a few qualities of her one, much like Scott has his own distinguished ways. She changes her hair every week or so, has a subspace bag with a hammer among other things in it, and also has seven evil ex-boyfriends. Seven of whom Scott must defeat in order to be with Ramona. Oh. Well. At least Scott just so happens as to have epic fighting skills, and hey. It's all for the girl he loves(Or in Scott's case, the girl he is in "Lesbians" with XD.
The movie has a cartoon and game atmosphere all in one. It's really great. Noises have words come out in the air, like when the doorbell rings off screen you see the white letters "Ding Dong!" fade in and out on the side of the screen. It's really great. Wow, I just said "It's really great" in a paragraph twice XD Anyhow, this movie has a little something for everyone, which is why it makes it such a great Valentine's movie. It has hawt ninja action fights for the guys, hearts all around when people kiss for the girls, and +5 Balls for Scott. The movie is something people of all ages can enjoy, except maybe babies and grandparents or something. Though, it all really depends on the baby or grandparent I guess. Whoo. Even though this is seriously one hawt action, the purpose of the entire story is love, so it's the perfect movie for couples to laugh at and love at the same time. So happy relationships of all ages can laugh and root for Scott as he fails at life and learns a little something about love at the same time.
Now. How could a movie possibly accomplish all of this? Well, to be perfectly honest, it accomplishes little in comparison to the original comic series "Scott Pilgrim" which did all of what the movie did but even more. I was so sad when I saw the movie because it just mixed everything all up.
Please. Wait to comment till I finish this ladies and germs. As a movie on its own, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is really good. The characters are extremely nonchalant, even when their world is so exciting, and yet they still manage to have personality and character development. You really begin to understand and relate and like the characters. I personally like Ramona in the film because she seems pretty smiley until yknow Gideon comes back and she becomes a total groupie. mrmrmr. Oh. and may I mention in the comics though, I preferred Kim, cuz she was just that cool.
aaagh. I'm getting off topic again XD
While the movie had such an amazing story and characters, all of that came from the original comic series by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Not just that, but the comic series was much longer and had even more story that explained just a little more than the movie. We at least know what subspace is in the comic. Now, I understand that a movie can't possibly get 6 volumes all in 2 hours. But they freakin disappointed me. Not just because it wasn't exactly the comic series, but because they set me up for the disappointment. The first like twenty minutes of the movie was exactly like the comic series. I was so excited because the dialogue was even the same, and I was in awe to see it all come to life like that. And then, suddenly after the first evil ex was defeated, they completely went off base. It was like "Yknow, I didn't realize until like a few hours of shooting that we AREN'T gonna be able to do it just like the comics. So we'll just smoosh it all together in an odd way." What were you thinking Edgar Wright? Can I just say that I didn't even LIKE Hot Fuzz??? And I NEVER Want to watch Shaun of The Dead. So Take THAT Edgar Wright!
Getting back to the plot. After seeing how the sequence of things were a bit odd with the second evil ex, I realized it was unreasonable to think they could do the comic series in one go. So I let it go, and enjoyed the movie as it was. I really liked how they used the original comic strips when explaining how Ramona met some of her evil exes. That was really clever and it made me smile. I thought "Oh, yknow, this movie is pretty good. I'm not angry at the director anymore."
AND THEN ENVY SHOWED UP. AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, GIDEON SHOWED UP. AND I WAS ANGRY ALL OVER AGAIN. GAAAAAAAAAAH.
Envy Adams was a really important character, especially when it came to Scott and his relationship with Ramona as well. They barely spent any time with her at all, and didn't make her as intimidating as I imagined. In fact, I thought she was kinda like a dominatrix stalker. Not to mention the fact that they didn't even INTRODUCE the drummer in her band and the whole situation there. I was so looking forward to that!!! and, Immediately after Scott defeats Todd, Envy is dropped COMPLETELY. I was like, Frodo what???? WHAT????
Oh I was so angry. But ohhhhh hohoho no, wait. They couldn't just throw Envy, a seriously important character, out on the curb. They had to mess Gideon's sequence up too. That was just wrong. Gideon was the last evil ex, so his part should have been worked on the most to being accurate. Not only did they mess up the story by having Ramona go back to him, which DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS, but it didn't even include the psychological affects that Gideon had on Scott. Heck, they didn't even include all the back story for Scott's exes!!! Gaaaaah! NOT ONLY THAT. They completely rewrote the ending fight so Knives Chau could finally get her lil part in the story in. They made her even more important than she really was! oh geez!!! Wait, I was focusing on Gideon. . . Yeah! They tried to portray him as a seriously evil messed up dude, which he totally was, but they forgot to mention that emotionally he also needed Ramona and it was an obsession. This was noted when he was surprised, in the BOOKS, that Ramona wasn't with Scott. He didn't know where she was, and that really kinda threw him off balance. That transitioned to Scott relating to Gideon. But that wasn't even included in the movie!!! oh. AND KIM'S IMPORTANCE WAS TOTALLY OVERLOOKED AS WELL! wfb hhubdfjbneds
Sigh. But all in all, the special effects were amazing, some of the character development was really good, most of the dialogue and fights were hawt, and also the cast was actually fantastic. I didn't imagine Kim to be quite like that, but picking Michael Cera as Scott was pure genius. That, and Mary Elizabeth was perfect for Ramona, it was like she was made to play that part. Needless to say, if you haven't read the comic series, I recommend watching the movie and thinking it's the greatest thing in the universe.
But after watching that movie, my final order for you is to read the comics so they can BLOW YOUR FREAKIN MIND BUDDY.
*Warning!* Reading Scott Pilgrim may cause the following symptom to appear gradually, and stay permanently:
Lame comebacks very similar to Scott's.
XD
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